donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off